A Stopgap Measure

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Obligatory not-really-writing-this-paper selfie

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BREAKING NEWS: CRAZED HOMELESS MAN HANGS FROM CEILING, WRITES ABOUT KHRUSHCHEV-ERA USSR

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Yo Instagram this don’t happen often so drink it in while it lasts.

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Reunited with my spa corner and it feels so good. #sippinonginandjuice #okmaybeitscoffee #butImstilllaidbackwithmymindonmymoneyandmymoneyonmymind #unnecessarilylongSnoopDoggreferencinghashtagsofInstagram #me (Taken with Instagram at Cotter Union)

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The front-facing camera has made indulging my narcisissm way too easy. #neonsunglassesofInstagram #me (Taken with Instagram at Dana Dining Hall)

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AC deskin’ all sullen and shit. #me #boredomofInstagram (Taken with Instagram at Harold Alfond Athletic Center)

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LOOK YOU CAN SEE AMERICA REFLECTED IN THE BAR! #womensvolleyballenthusiast #me #Olympicsnshit (Taken with Instagram at Heights)

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The Beard is dead. Long live the Beard. (Taken with Instagram)

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New new new new

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Tactical beard equipped. (Taken with Instagram at Waterville, ME)

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Take it sleazayyy

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did commencement stuff give me multiple excuses to dress up this weekend?

yes. yes it did.

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Graduation.

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last night of this shit. as you can see I’m pretty excited.

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Kinesiotape is the tits.

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