Let’s be real, I’m pretty god damn thankful for Soupy Campbell.
where does the free syrian army get their slim fit camo pants
I don’t know, but I want some, so I can look fresh as all hell when I engage in armed revolution against my government.
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
So bury me in your backyard in a box
Full of things you couldn’t completely part with
Because we both know I don’t deserve this.