August 2011
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Beard Compliment Translations
pyrexia:
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
My pants are coming off.
this is a useful thing to...
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heading to the track to have ALL THE FUN
D-D-D-DOWNPOUR WORKOUTTTTT
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holy shitfuck this is the coolest fucking shit... →
“I don’t put pussy on a pedestal. I put it where it belongs—on the...”
– Ronnie Magro, classy gentleman
IT'S JERSDAY MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Chunk! NO, Captain Chunk! is deliciously bass-y.
“It’s one thing to ruin these songs for me
Those songs that still rot in...”
– Transit, Our New Year
trolling Omegle
is way too easy. I need a new hobby.
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90 minute nap turned into 4 hour nap, and I’m still wiped. shit.
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word of the day is "brobdingnagian"
which mean “enormous” or “huge.”
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"sexting" is now included in the Oxford Concise...
well done, our generation.
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I took a regular picture for anon, then I decided...
hamstringviolin:
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you’re a stud.
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“Oh you, Laddergoat… you so random!”
hahahaha →
A&F is offering Snitchuation et al a shit ton of money to not wear A&F clothing anymore. awesome.
why not me?! I want a fucking pet capybara! →
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Bucket List
grow an awesome mullet. (complementary fu manchu optional, but suggested).
stay in a mother fucking ice hotel because goddamn if that shit ain’t fucking awesome.
go to some NatGeo photo of the day places, because goddamn if the earth ain’t fucking awesome
be a trophy husband. (career path of choice).
make a 1,000yd shot.
other shit that I can’t even think about right now....
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some people call me Maurice.
I'm gonna fucking cut someone.
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TRIPLE PLAY WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
WHAT THE FUCK?!!
