December 2011
November 2011
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I’m literally dying inside. I almost just cried in public. Okay not really but I choked up some. Okay maybe I definitely had to stop halfway through so I didn’t start bawling.
sassyalone:
oh my god I just want to adopt all of them.
totallynothorseporn:
I’m literally dying inside. I almost just cried in public. Okay not really but I choked up some.
I already told Mom that all I want for Christmas is at least one of them. Hop on the adoption train.
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I think I’m addicted to naked pictures
and sittin’ talking...
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TAKE A FUCKING HINT.
seriously, I don’t know whether to feel rage or pity.
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there are nights when I think that Sal Paradise was right, that boys and girls...
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Pop another white cross, dodge another speed cop,
hit another truck stop, burn...
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you can't outfox the fox, motherfucker.
trying to outmaneuver me in this game is like facing Rommel and the Afrikakorps back when they were adequately supplied. you just can’t do it.
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Watching I Am Legend. . .
yourhonestmistake:
When the whole fucking human race dies you’re just like…
But when Sam the dog dies you’re like…
this speaks to me.
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I really hate myself for liking "Look At Me Now."
Chris Brown is just a terrible person, but I can’t help but like the song. Well, shucks.
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I told you when I met you “don’t try to love me”
but love,...
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oy vey.
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Maybe I should hate you for this,
never really did ever quite get that far.
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pretty stoked about my potential mustache options...
Just saying.
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found out this morning that one of my friends is...
and now another one who just got home last spring is going Green Berets, so God knows where he’ll be soon.
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wow, people are just all over The Hunger Games...
Guess something had to fill the vacuum Harry Potter left.
we have slain the elusive Keystolope!
its head now adorns our wall as an offering to our forefathers.
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My heart been broke for a while,
Yours been the one keepin’ me alive
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I won’t say I hope you’re happy with him,
I promised myself this...
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The age of a woman doesn’t mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest...
– Ralph Waldo Emerson, milf hunter
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